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Emo_Bob
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Name: Emo
Country: United States
State: California
Gender: Male
Interests: well basically i liked to be perched up on a stool at a NON-CORPORATE coffee house near venice beach and indulge into some 'catcher in the rye' i also eat, sleep, breathe, dashboard. they are a DELIGHT. and there is nothing like eating fudge brownies and drinking pink lemonade after a sweaty day of wearing my pine green wool sweater on a hot california summer day.
Expertise: 'loathing' into a good book aka something that is like underground and has a accoustic guitar. i wear a scarf. so i know what kind of scarfs my people should wear without looking 'flambouyant'
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Art
Message: message me
Member Since:
7/7/2004
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| Steely Dan is fucking bad ass. FYI: Did you know that Jimi Hendrix was the first black man Sting ever saw?
<Insert Arsty Emo Picture here>
<You know.....The Black and White shaded where I look depressed and staring into outer space. With my saaaaddd faaacceee......>
<Next week's theme: Redneck--Do the world a favor--use a condom so we don't have to produce mass quanitities of Busch Light for $11.99 at Conoco.>
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| - Throw Back the Little OnesAlright. Nearly a year-long hiatus. Time for some casual mind rants. I will use this emo-induced site for my benefit. Possibly for some script ideas or what not. Yea, that's right-- fucking going Hollywood. I am more old school and I swore I will not be like these trendy-hip-indie filmmakers with obscure camera angles talking about their inner-feelings about Jennifer Aniston. Wait! I am emo! I hate Lacuna Beach! WTF world! or America! A reality show based on spoiled Orange County Girls! "But Dad I wanted the Limited Edition Range Rover!" "I can't have any pubes along my melanoma-infested bikini-line!" "Ahhhh let's get lattes!" Ahhhhh is correct. Missouri sucks. Community College sucks. I have to settle for fucking SMS later this semester. I am fulfilling my xanganess..... Bitching about life. Fuck everyone. I like Steely Dan. I hate whining bands that wear eyeliner circa 1987 singing about a dead broad. Rock is dead. Marilyn Manson was correct. And I no I don't wear a black Slipknot shirt with a greasy face. I dress preppy. | | |
| well, sorry for the hiatus. i have been highly deep in the
kaballah and rejoicing over the jewish new year. but i realized
something disturbing in my niche of tatooed, hardcore
culture.......GUYS WEARING GIRLS JEANS. what! no! why! why be so
feminine? pretty soon they'll start wearing girl underwear
too. that's not "punk rock" that's transgender rock.
i started growing a fond interest in the world of nascar. perhaps
from the disturbing queer quirks hardcore-emo'ites are embracing......i
am contemplating if i should become........NASCAR BOB!
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| Today's Lesson: The State of Missouri Fucking Licks Sally Jessie Raphael's Testicle
Well, my apologizes for my "hardcore" title. After countless hours of listening to the great Leonard Cohen, I arrived in the humid-based redneck region known as Missouri. Leaving the airport terminal and entering the harsh environment of extreme redneck weather, my precious designer, black-framed glasses started like fogging up and even my scraf was sweating. How do you cro-magons, a la Missourians custom to this debauchery? You go ahead and drink your Pabst Blue Ribbon and talk about "glass packs" on your '91 Mustangs. Yea, I got one word for you "Volvo." And to be even more hip, try putting various bumper stickers of your favorite emo bands scattered throughout the rear end of the rust-yet-dependable import. Yea, being emo is not wearing Slipknot assorted tee's and having a face so greasy that it seems you put your whole head in a Lay's Potato Chip Bag! Hmmm........Why I do I feel so much pain and suffering........Sigh.......I shall resort playing Bongo's at the local venue at this district called "Westport." Free Martha Stewart. She should scream her infidelities to this crater next to the giant wheat field. I wish they all could be California Girls. | | |
| after a grueling day of getting french fry grease all over my new black framed glasses, i went into complete depression. the beloved chef from "Frugal Gourmet" has died. i had so many memories of that chef at grandma's during my "ninja turtle crazed" youth. i was always interested in that white afro guy named bob too on PBS, because that's all grandma had back in the day. "no grandma, he is more cooler, that guy who paints" but noooo.....grandma had to watch frugal gourmet. if only i was in my youth now. bob ross, chef from frugal gourmet. whatever happened to quality programming like that and nickelodeon? the good old days like "clarissa explains it all" "salute your shorts" with donkeylips and "wild and crazy kids" omar gooding was annoying though. anyway, i am going to get some ming tea and sulk. boys don't cry i shall play. | | |
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